chosenless

One who feels left out. Never manages to grasp someone’s attention.

Alexis: “wow Ralph got picked before Cody again.”

Brad: “ Cody is always chosenless.”

by LatinaBBW August 5, 2019

chodeless pirate

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

his chodeness

one who would like to remain anonymous is really tall wears a sublime shirt and attends newport high- defined by mr chizzy

wow, did you see his chodeness on the silence of the lambs webcam last night?

by i am your father April 6, 2003

chodeless scrotum

The term chodeless scrotum is often taken as an insult but it is infact a complement.

That chodeless scrotum James keeps trying to cluck me his grandfather’s power tools.

by Po0k666818 March 7, 2022

Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome

"Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome" or "ACS" is a life-threatening & severe medical and psychological condition caused by one's pathological need of Fryderyk Chopin.

"Tytus Wojciechowski (1808-1879) passed away at the age of 71 because of Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome after not seeing his frycek for years."

by spring. January 14, 2023