Chopped ass

a very unattractive girl that a guy gets with when he is extremely horny.

Friend 1:“bro that girl was so ugly why did I get with her”
Friend 2: “haha, you got some chopped ass.”

Chopped ass by federalfred January 18, 2023

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chopped ass

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

chopped ass by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

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Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

Chapped Ass by James Rich August 31, 2006

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chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

chapped ass syndrome by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008