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chopped ass 

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass
it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.
chopped ass by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Chapped Ass 

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
Chapped Ass by James Rich August 31, 2006

chapped ass syndrome 

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

chapped ass syndrome 

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

Ass Chapped 

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!
Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .
Ass Chapped by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Ass Chapped 

Another term for butthurt or agitated
The dependa was ass chapped after being called-out on her dependa ways.
Ass Chapped by Kammunition July 4, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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