Definitions by Dankmeemees

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

Chonked by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

Merch

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

Merch