Definitions by Dankmeemees

Chonked 

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

Chonked by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

merkmaid man 

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

merkmaid man by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017