chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

chomp dick off

When you chomp a dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*

by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019

dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017