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chomp dick by Farsidefan February 13, 2009
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Chomp Dick
A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.
Chomp Dick by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018
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chomp dick off by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick
guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
dick chomp by wineandcheese August 14, 2009
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Chop Dick by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004
chump dick
"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"
chump dick by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004
Chump dick
Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win
Chump dick by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017
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