any human with an i.q. in the negative digits.
Upon Chom's first I.Q. test it was determined that he was so stupid that his score was undeterminable. Upon review it was determined that he scored a -27, way below the score catergorized as "Dumb Fuck."
by Damian G July 02, 2006
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Chom: (Noun) or Child of Media
Reference to someone raised by a television. Someone who is constantly texting or always on facebook.

Chomming: (Verb)
Texting instead of listening to someone while they talk. Walking across the street while looking at a phone.
Wearing a bluetooth headset while eating. Taking real life situations and referencing them to films or other media.
Communicating to your spouse, that you live with, on the internet.
The guy was such a Chom, he walked into the street Chomming on his phone and got hit by a bike.

Bill just chommed on facebook to his wife, don’t they live together?
by chombook.com April 14, 2013
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Technical term for a hefty clump of ginger pubes. Comes from the Latin chomni meaning 'fire tuft'.
Hey bro get a load of this!
Hey man that's f*cking disgusting wtf
I know man it's some chom I grabbed earlier!
by larrydrain February 04, 2019
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Comes from one of South Africa local languages, namely Xhosa. It means friend. English South African have adopted this word as one of there own. Often used as chommy.
Howzit my chom. Or howzit my chom? Meaning: Hello or how are you my friend.
Hey chommy, wassup? Menaing: Hey my frind, what you up to?
by Marc Gordon September 04, 2006
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The piece of skin between a mans anus and his Testicles
Wayne: Hey Adriaan!
Adriaan: Hey Wayne!
Wayne: Hoe gaan dit Chom!
Adriaan: Sies! Weet jy wat is n Chom?
Wayne: Nee!
Adriaan: Draai om en buk, dan lek ek hom
Wayne: Ooh! Dit klink lekker
by McDaddy April 04, 2008
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