-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.
by JonP June 26, 2006
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Chom: (Noun) or Child of Media
Reference to someone raised by a television. Someone who is constantly texting or always on facebook.

Chomming: (Verb)
Texting instead of listening to someone while they talk. Walking across the street while looking at a phone.
Wearing a bluetooth headset while eating. Taking real life situations and referencing them to films or other media.
Communicating to your spouse, that you live with, on the internet.
The guy was such a Chom, he walked into the street Chomming on his phone and got hit by a bike.

Bill just chommed on facebook to his wife, don’t they live together?
by chombook.com April 15, 2013
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Technical term for a hefty clump of ginger pubes. Comes from the Latin chomni meaning 'fire tuft'.
Hey bro get a load of this!
Hey man that's f*cking disgusting wtf
I know man it's some chom I grabbed earlier!
by larrydrain February 4, 2019
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The piece of skin between a mans anus and his Testicles
Wayne: Hey Adriaan!
Adriaan: Hey Wayne!
Wayne: Hoe gaan dit Chom!
Adriaan: Sies! Weet jy wat is n Chom?
Wayne: Nee!
Adriaan: Draai om en buk, dan lek ek hom
Wayne: Ooh! Dit klink lekker
by McDaddy April 4, 2008
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Usually a fat guy named Tom but called Chom
OMG it's frickin CHOM in the pool!
by DirtyMeanings May 27, 2015
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