choking you
choking you by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011
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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!
Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.
Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.
Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.
Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.
"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.
"I win!"
Wow, Squidward, You're Choking! by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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choking you • choking your chicken • choking your drawls • choking your monkey • Choking on your chin • Wow, Squidward, You're Choking! • Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》. • Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》 • Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking. • now you're cooking with gas
Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.
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Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
choking your chicken
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
choking your drawls
The act of masturbation
Quit choking your drawls!
I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...
I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...
choking your drawls by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017
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