Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choke the chicken

see masturbate

by sophia April 21, 2003

choke the chicken

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

choke the chicken

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005

Choke the chicken

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 21, 2015