choke ass

being constipated

ahhh my tummy hurts so bad i have a bad case of choke ass

by jennifromtheblock619 August 3, 2011

Choke Ass

Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)

I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.

by Evil Metal October 27, 2016

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 6, 2021

Ass Choke

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.

no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.

by Word..... November 20, 2009

flying ass choke

most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.

"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."

by The victom of a ass choking. June 5, 2012

Coke ass

When your up all night doing cocaine and then the next morning you have to fart and shit constantly letting out all the Coke from the night before.

Chris: man I've been farting and shitting my ass out all day today I can't take it anymore!! Matt: what did you do last night that your like this? Chris: I went to the comfort zone and did a bunch of Coke with some hookers I met! Matt: well bud it sounds to me like you got yourself a good ol case of "Coke ass" Chris: goddamit I was afraid you'd say that!

by Zeppole Samps May 24, 2016

ass fucking chode eater

1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE

billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''

by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008