choins

This is what happens when your brain can not make up its mind between the words "change" and "coins" and thus combines the two words.

After paying $5 for my hamburger, I only got 45 cents in choins back.

by Bob - O February 25, 2008

Chorns

Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.

"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."

by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

fuck em with a chainsaw

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

Chainsaw fart

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.

My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Raped with a chainsaw

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.

I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022