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chode road

When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"
Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...
by FNEinonw November 19, 2013
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Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."
Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!
by SnackLord December 26, 2016
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road chode

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.
i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me
by Rey Rey December 30, 2004
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choed on road

a penis wider in with than length......on road
look over there fam.CHOED ON ROADD
by dsvcsdevv January 10, 2008
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code of the road

an unspoken rule that whatever happens on a roadtrip is not repeated to anyone except those involved in the roadtrip.
Marc could not tell Paul's wife what happened on the way to New York because of the code of the road.
by inspire_d March 3, 2004
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code of the road

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.
Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
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code of the road

The unwritten rule in which a hitch-hiker is obligated to give oral pleasure to the kind person who picked them up
I picked up this old lady on my way to the west. God bless the Code of the Road
by cyzzl November 21, 2004
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