Chode King

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Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

Chode King by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

Chode King by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

Related Words

chode king • King Chode • king of chodes • King of Code • The/A Fallen King's Code • Chodeling • Chodeing • chodelinger • Chodering • Ear-Chodeing

chode king

Chode King is just generally a bit of a guy although he doesnt have many mates for some reason. I have asked him if he wants to go for an alcoholic beverage, bevvy several times but he still doesnt know what it means. Has a long-lost son who he see's everyday but doesn't realise. Passer's by know his son by one name "Chode King's prodigal son".

Chode King lad goin for a bevvy later
Omfg Chode King you are a bit of a hunk
FUCKIN ROFL

chode king by Herman "The Hash" Henderson August 20, 2006

King Chode

Gabe

Gabe walks out his room “THEE FI FO FUM” you hear coming from his humongous man spread as his microscopic nut producer claps against his balls, king chode has arrived

King Chode by gabriel engstenchode July 26, 2022

King of Code

Someone who is not very good at programming, but who thinks they are excellent at it and is not afraid to tell people.

"Hail the King" - Salutation for such a person

King of Code by NanakiXII March 8, 2004

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

king of chodes by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

The/A Fallen King's Code

A code abided to by our brothers who have been down horrible multiple times and are just doing what they can to stay on top.

Jerry bounced back from those heartbreaks and bossed up. He has many hoes now, must be going by The/A Fallen King's Code

The/A Fallen King's Code by Fet. November 17, 2020

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026