Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.
1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?
by Puketaha September 26, 2007
mugGet the Choderingmug.

Choder

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.
Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!
by BENJ AMRSHALL March 08, 2004
mugGet the Chodermug.

Choder

“I pulled down his pants last night and he totally had a choder!”
by TheOGBojangles September 18, 2018
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choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
by Steve Holt March 15, 2005
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choder

by carolyn January 03, 2003
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Choder

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.
My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.
by freedogger March 19, 2010
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CHODER

An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).
Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"

Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."

Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."
by crawl-bavk April 23, 2016
mugGet the CHODERmug.