The act of rolling the female partner up with her knees by her ears, and her weight is supported by her shoulders. Then the male inserts his penis into her anus and thrusts up and down similar to the jackhammer while balancing himself with his penis. Difficulty level = 10.
Person 1 - "Hey you remember that drunk chick from last night?"
Person 2 - "Yeah"
Person 1 - "I totally climbed mount chocula on her"
Person 2 - "Nice... Did you wash your dick after?"
Person 1 - "How bout them Lakers?"
Person 2 - "Yeah"
Person 1 - "I totally climbed mount chocula on her"
Person 2 - "Nice... Did you wash your dick after?"
Person 1 - "How bout them Lakers?"
by Thomas Shannon March 21, 2008
Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.
by real tik tok January 16, 2011
that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!
by Erik K December 4, 2006
When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
by the count97555 July 8, 2011
The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
by Resin Pimp November 4, 2021