Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
i love count chocula
by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004
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Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.
Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.
by Midda Toups January 20, 2006
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When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.
I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!
by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010
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n. A scary-nasty black female. Most frequently used to describe a misbehaving celebrity.
Timmy: I saw Naomi Campbell in an airplane and asked if they were going to show the in-flight movie on her forehead and she threw a damn cell phone at me!
Jim Bob: Whoa dude, you gotta be careful what you say to that Kunt Chocula.
Timmy: Werd. I should have learned from my throw down with Star Jones last month.
by Timmy The Geek January 27, 2009
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