by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

by Midda Toups January 20, 2006

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!
by Erik K December 6, 2006

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)
by the count97555 July 8, 2011

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.
by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010
