A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

Chocolate Pretzel by Jib Ride January 12, 2009

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

chocolate pretzel by AGBurton October 3, 2008

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.

"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021

Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

Chocolate-covered Pretzel by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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