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Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.
Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)
by n3ptun0x May 27, 2006
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When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
by Pavelski8 November 15, 2008
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When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.
Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?
by DwarZZ October 05, 2005
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A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
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When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal
Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub
by Salty Jews February 16, 2018
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