Chocolate Moose 

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

Chocolate Moose by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

Chocolate Moose 

When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...

Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.

Chocolate Moose by JOHN penis bamsd May 1, 2010

chocolate moose 

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!

im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!

chocolate moose by elohcin July 30, 2004

Chocolate moose 

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

Chocolate moose by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Chocolate Moose 

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

Chocolate Moose by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

Chocolate Moose Knucle 

A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion

Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.

Chocolate Moose Knucle by Asphalr1 April 30, 2019

chocolate moose pie 

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

chocolate moose pie by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019