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chocolate covered banana 

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.
Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.
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chocolate covered banana 

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.

Chocolate Covered Banana 

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.
Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

Chocolate Covered Banana 

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."

chocolate covered banana 

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

The Chocolate Covered Banana 

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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