chocolate cake

a codename for sex, so that others dont know what you're talking about

Girl 1: I really want some some chocolate cake. I'm craving chocolate cake.
Girl 2: That's disgusting. I dont care.

by jack-in-a-box March 15, 2011

chocolate cake

A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.

The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.

by Luther & Sara February 05, 2007

chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.

Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.

by Evil Bella June 20, 2004

chocolate cake

An orgasm, ala the Matrix Reloaded.

We went at it all morning, but I didn't get any chocolate cake!

by anonymous January 15, 2004

chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.

Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

by rockinskull October 26, 2015

Chocolate Cake

chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria

1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.

by jozaud November 17, 2009