Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

chodester

a fan of cody ko

im a total chodester. i love cody

by leniew May 3, 2019

chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.

1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.

by That's the guy December 31, 2013

Choadel

Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.

The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.

by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chodesia

Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.

After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.

by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009

choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

by dubc949 May 25, 2008