chlamyphilis 

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

chlamyphilis by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

chlamyphylis 

Of unknown origin, chlamyphylis is the most heinous of sexually transmitted diseases. Its name would imply that it is, in fact, some strange offspring between chlamydia and syphilis. It is not.

Don't date Becky, broham. She's such a bonerfaced whore, she probably has chlamyphylis.

chlamyphylis by doctorfaygo September 23, 2010