Chirst

Jesus Chirst...A misspelling on one of Mathias' shirts in which is ironic, because his shirt sais "School of Higher Learning".

Jesus chirst, this shirt has a mistake on it...awexome.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

I hate the anti chirst

I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST

LE BLUEHEMLET:We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Le troll:I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTICHIRST

by chinaman69420 April 22, 2021

Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.

Jesus Chirst is the best, yo

by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025

Christ-a-roni

A general slang term for Christians.

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.

by Elwood Lane December 2, 2014

Christabel

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.

"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"

by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

christ on a cracker

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023