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chinese shower

definition: when two or more guys are getting head or plain old jacking off they take turns elaculating on the girls body.
exampe: sara says if we come over we can give her a chinese shower.
chinese shower by kid fry November 1, 2007
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Chinese Shower

When a woman proceeds to urinate on another person with her tampon lodged inside of her.
Veronica had her period and gave Ron a Chinese Shower
Chinese Shower by Relax9er February 22, 2011

Chinese Shower

When a girl is giving a guy head and he deepthroats her causing her to vomit all over his penis.
Guy1:Fuck man! This bitch just chinese showered me
Guy2:Haha dumbass
Chinese Shower by Horny-Guy January 5, 2006

Chinese cold shower 

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
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