chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.

'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit

by dude with a chicken fucking sh June 4, 2016

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011