chicken eyes 

It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.

Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!

chicken eyes by Florida Sunshine November 13, 2009

Chicken Eyes 

Chicken eyes are also known as 'Eyes For Sex'. Horney eyes. Like when little dogs are given chicken and start to hump soft toys after. People often get chicken eyes after they have been drinking alcohol

Shes got the chicken eyes for him

Chicken Eyes by Tbang2468 April 25, 2011

chickeneyness 

the degree to which something or someone tastes like chicken.

my frog legs were a 6 on the chickeneyness scale.

my girlfriend is a 4 on the chickeneyness scale.

this squid sandwich had no chickeneyness at all.

chickeneyness by mr clam1 October 24, 2012