The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.
"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."
"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"
*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'