1.) A follower of Cribbology
2.) A person who can not help but be awesome in everything they do.
3.) An outstanding person.
4.) A person who is normally calm but can go from calm to homicidal when their temper has reached its limits.
Bob was born awesome; therefore he is Cribbense.
Bob did a Cribbense job today.
John has been known to have black outs and go into a Cribbense state of mind.
Often Heard outsidechip shops in the citys of Scotland.Refers to the method of violence the would be assailent will use in his attack.(slashing/stabbing)
What ur you lookin at? Ill chibb ye ya cunt.
or.- Ah was up the toon an some schemie chibbed is when a wasnae lookin.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*