The chewbaccabra (Spanish pronunciation: tʃupaˈkaβɾa, from chew "to gnaw" and bra "brassiere", literally "boob gnawer") is a legendary Wookie rumored to inhabit Kashyyyk & parts of the Endor moon, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico.1 The name comes from the being's reported habit of attacking those who beat him at chess and drinking at Mos Eisley Spaceport, a known red light district.
Physical descriptions of the creature vary little. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a large bear, with a row of ammo packs on a sash reaching from the neck to the base of his ass.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and have since been reported as far north as Coruscant, and as far south as Tattoine, and even being spotted outside the system on planets like Hoth, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chewbacabra as a fictional legend.
Physical descriptions of the creature vary little. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a large bear, with a row of ammo packs on a sash reaching from the neck to the base of his ass.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and have since been reported as far north as Coruscant, and as far south as Tattoine, and even being spotted outside the system on planets like Hoth, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chewbacabra as a fictional legend.
The Chewbaccabra helped fly the Millennium Falcon through the Castle Space run in less than 12 parsecs.
by Freddy Fox May 15, 2014
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Ex. Me: This bitch gave me the best chewbaccaladini last night. She got in the car and immediately went down.
Friend: damn that bitch hit it on the shagdad!?
Me: For sure, I guess that's why they call her super head.
Friend: damn that bitch hit it on the shagdad!?
Me: For sure, I guess that's why they call her super head.
by Papaladini July 24, 2014
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by Paul aka Frankencock March 31, 2003
Get the Chewbaccabush mug.Plant in a galaxy far far away where the legendary wookie species inhabits and calls home. Also a small town in California where the chupacabra has been sighted more than 4 time in the past 196 years!!
Chewbaccastan is the birth place of Star Wars one and only Wookie-Chewbacca. Chewbacca was born to his father Dewbaccaand his mother Poobacca in the year 098B.H.S Before Han Solo
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Get the Chewbaccabush mug.This is achieved when the crazy cat lady finally gets her freak on at her place. External cum shots become covered in all the cat hair from her room, and when her partner sees it, he lets out a gargled scream of Wookie panic.
Damn, it turned into a Chewbaccakakke session last night, and I finally had to offer Sasquach my Jack Links jerkey to escape!
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