chewbaccabra
The chewbaccabra (Spanish pronunciation: tʃupaˈkaβɾa, from chew "to gnaw" and bra "brassiere", literally "boob gnawer") is a legendary Wookie rumored to inhabit Kashyyyk & parts of the Endor moon, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico.1 The name comes from the being's reported habit of attacking those who beat him at chess and drinking at Mos Eisley Spaceport, a known red light district.
Physical descriptions of the creature vary little. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a large bear, with a row of ammo packs on a sash reaching from the neck to the base of his ass.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and have since been reported as far north as Coruscant, and as far south as Tattoine, and even being spotted outside the system on planets like Hoth, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chewbacabra as a fictional legend.
Physical descriptions of the creature vary little. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a large bear, with a row of ammo packs on a sash reaching from the neck to the base of his ass.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and have since been reported as far north as Coruscant, and as far south as Tattoine, and even being spotted outside the system on planets like Hoth, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chewbacabra as a fictional legend.
The Chewbaccabra helped fly the Millennium Falcon through the Castle Space run in less than 12 parsecs.
chewbaccabra by Freddy Fox May 15, 2014
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