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Chestical 

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer
singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.
Chestical by pandanuggets February 1, 2014

Chestical 

Female breatsts
Whoa! SHE HAS SOME BIG CHESTICALS!
Chestical by Siauna November 23, 2016

chestical crack 

Oh my God, can she for once just cover that huge chestical crack of hers?
chestical crack by meenakumari January 22, 2016

My Chemical Romance 

holy shit my chemical romance is back

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

My Chemical Romance 

Despite the negatives people attach on the band they've actually done a lot of good. MCR's music has one of the biggest and most devoted fan bases in the industry. I know, that weird girl or guy in your school who likes anime listens to them, so they must suck right? But don't judge a book by it's cover. Fact of the matter is, whenever I'm feeling depressed I'll listen to MCR. I've read countless internet posts from kids who are adament that MCR prevented them from cutting themselves, shooting up, and even killing themselves. Call them what you will but they're one of the few bands I've heard of in the past decade that can have such a profound affect on people.
Suicide hotlines should just have My Chemical Romance albums playing on repeat.
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