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cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.
"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."
cheesy dick by Matt30 January 6, 2008

Cheesy Dick

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.
"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"
Cheesy Dick by DaKushmasta June 24, 2016

pissy cheesy dick (PCD)

A bellhead encrusted with smegma which has a pungent odor of day old urine combined with the finest, stinkiest cheese France has to offer.
Tommy hasn't showered in a week and now has pissy cheesy dick (PCD).

smokes the cheesy dick 

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007

Cheesy Shit Dick 

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.
Cheesy Shit Dick by Nanera420 July 10, 2019

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013