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cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)
I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?
cheese toes by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Cheese toes

When Cheetos can't be pronounced by girls who scream and laugh
AA: Cheetos?
LL: You mean Cheese Toes?
AA: Who made that?

LL: Little Laurenz duh!
Cheese toes by The Wandering Arab February 13, 2022

Cheese-toesty 

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.
Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.
Cheese-toesty by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Cheesy Toes  

A crusty condition on the feet which is usually inbetween the toes and is normally yellow in colour and smells like old cheese. My sister codie has this condition its gammy she picks off the flaky skin and eats it.
Mum codie just picked her cheesy toes skin and ate it. So i was sick on her
ok dear she deserved it

cheesy.toes.co.uk 

The best tik toker of all time. He has 2 followers but has the best content. He is a bit of a weirdo though.
Person 1: "I found cheesy.toes.co.uk on tik tok."
Person 2:"I found him too he's the coolest."
cheesy.toes.co.uk by _.are.you.good._ September 5, 2021

Cheesetoast 

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.
I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.
Cheesetoast by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheesetoenail 

A generally weird person, most likely satanistic
Damn ur so cheesetoenail bro
cheesetoenail by TotallySane October 17, 2021
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