cheese pasty 

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

cheese pasty by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

cheese party 

The combination of a party and cheese, resulting magical domination of "the greatest substance known to man".

Dudes, lets have a cheese party and dominate some magical substance.

cheese party by skypotato March 7, 2007

wine and cheese party 

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

wine and cheese party by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

Wine and Cheese Party 

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

Wine and Cheese Party by Jim Stammers February 14, 2012

Mac and cheese party 

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.

“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”

Mac and cheese party by Why can’t I not be anxious?? October 25, 2019

Panty Cheese

panty cheese is slang for a clear or white vaginal discharge, this goo is best warm and is a delicacy amoung teenagers.

"Bakersfield smells like Carl's Jr. and Panty Cheese" -Mark & Brian radio program.

Panty Cheese by Scott04069414 October 30, 2008

party cheese salad 

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

party cheese salad by DropTheDie July 26, 2022