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Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.
Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.
by Skibs McCullock July 9, 2015
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Cheese horn aphobia

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe
by Macedog December 26, 2015
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Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.
I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010
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Cheesehound

A guy that seems to always "cheese it up".
A cheesehound is a person that does everything they can to be known as "cool" in other peoples minds. They have a touph outter apperance and usually are quick to react if they feel threatend against another person that challenges there "coolness". Even though they seem to have a touph outter apperance a cheesehound is usually very weak internally because they strive on being cool so if they are ganged up on they seem to break down easily.
A cheesehound can also be know as a douchbag because they usually have a bigger ego then they should and think they are (and i quote) "the shit."
A cheese hound can usually be spotted at the gym lifting heavier weight then they can handle, doing low reps.

how to spot a cheesehound: spotting a cheesehound can be hard sometimes because many can disquise themselves as an average joe but some things to look for are... Poped collars, ed hardy shirts, extra jell'd hair, very well dressed, strong smelling cologne, and girlish features such as lip gloss on lips.
FUCKIN' CHEESEHOUND!
by High Bastard - JN April 4, 2011
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cheesecorn

Adjective
Not just cheesy, as in overly sentimental, but also corny,as in cliched.
The superlative of both words.
"That cover band was pure cheesecorn"
by downtownlynn March 11, 2009
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cheesehorn

Someone who is so fucking cheesy and gay that you're sure their dick is made out of cheese.
John is such a fucking tree hugging, pansy, liberal cheesehorn.
by blackout May 17, 2004
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