cheduce 

when your Lettuce (flow/long hair) is looking dirty(in a bad way). If you have cheduce you should probably get some shampoo, or maybe even a lice check. Not looking good for you bud.

Yo, did you see that piegons new cut?
Yea, kid has some cheduce on his dome piece. Someone get this kid some head and shoulders and possibly a lice check.

cheduce by SneakySeymore December 11, 2023

Chedduce 

Definition a: the supreme combination of cheddar and lettuce yielding beautiful, luscious locks.
Note: Luscious ginger flow may be referred to as lettuce or cheddar, but definitely not Chedduce. A more politically correct alternative we like to use is known as a "cabbage patch."

Definition b: the utmost corner of a net, whether it be lacrosse or hockey, where a projected object (ball or puck) absolutely stings both pipe and twine simultaneously. This cream-worthy occurrence may cause the following: approval from the opposing team's players/goalie/head coach, scouting offers, sexual arousal, hard nipples, etc.

Example a:

Bates: Quinton's flow honestly has the best grease to volume ratio.
Prescott: That's because it's Chedduce bro.

Example b:

Branton: The Thompson brothers spank Chedduce like it's there job.
Clay: Yeah they're chedslayers for sure pal.

Chedduce by J-Garvs, Ry-Dawg, and Wilber June 3, 2014

Cheduck 

To engage in a sexual act while having your fingers/hand covered in Cheeto dust.

We ate a bag of Cheetos, and then he tried to cheduck me before he licked the dust off.

Cheduck by Bluestreak8 July 11, 2022