checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

stat check

It means that in a fight even if you play it perfectly but have a lower number the higher number will win and not the higher skill, doesn't matter if you play well, dodge every ability, you will lose if you have the lower number.

Jax: *kills Vayne even if she played it perfectly*

Vayne: "lol i lost a stat check"

Jax: "ez noob"

by FabioSxO May 2, 2019

Stat Check

A mechanic, character, or system in a video game where defeating it requires having higher statistical values. Sometimes called a "DPS check" in relation to raid bosses in MMOs.

Garen is stat checking me.

by ThexLoneWolf February 26, 2022

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008