An accent created by Noel Fielding for a character of his called Sunflash. When asked about it in the Mighty Boosh's Future Sailors live tour of 2008 and 2009, Sunflash describes his accent as a mixture of Chinese, Chav, and South African and claims that everyone in the future will be speaking Chavese.
Howard Moon: Sorry, what is that accent all about, please?
Sunflash: It's a mixture of Chinese and Chav! I call it Chavese! I think that everyone will be doing it in the future!
HM: Really?
S (in South African accent): Yes!
HM (imitating Sunflash): Yes?
S: Yes.
HM: That's South African, innit?
S: Yes! There's a bit of that thrown in as well! AHAHAHA!
A white, pre-teen, priveledged chav , whom attempt to be gangsta, but really are just pussies.
often the over exaggerate the movements of a typical chav, resulting in looking like massive twats. these are exclusive to Britain. the 'ess' on the end is from princess, indicating they are prissy little fuckers who are bit cocky.
some priveledged white boy: oi innit fam im livin da hard life check out dat bling wiv da ladzzz hahah
onlooker: wow, he's a fucking chavess.
A really sweet and funny girl that gets along with everyone. She’s really funny and has long dark hair. She can make someone smile just by saying one sentence. Beware though, as she might just be a little crazy.
“Chaessel is so funny!”
“How can Chaessel be so dang cool?”
“Chaessel, you’re so beautiful.”