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chat ass 

Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
chat ass by piranicon November 7, 2004
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scrub ass chat bitch 

Someone who is indeed a scrub while holding the title of a chat bitch.
fuck you scrub ass chat bitch kys!
When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.
Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
ass-chat by McCloskey February 4, 2010

boring ass group chat 

This one.
Damn the group chat with Riley, deven, Natalie, deven, and Jaelyn is a boring ass group chat

chatassault 

Noun. The moment you have been overrun by chats while at work. On is unable to get any work done because of the constant chat load with friends and colleagues.
I am trying to get my work done, but I can't do the sheer amount of chatassault. I have 9 chats going at any one time.
chatassault by layer3 August 6, 2012
Ass looks so good you want to talk to that ass and it chats back!
Girl you bring thank chatass here, it's not only talking its hollering for me!
Chatass by Strostar December 22, 2022
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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