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Charlesworth 

When a male under the influence on certain substances (originally ketamine or cocaine or any combiantion of the two) causes the male to accidentally expose his penis in the presence of his peers, or generally in a public establishment. Most commonly seen in venues such as JD Wetherspoons. This action mostly occurs post urination due to failure to re-cover the penis.
The culprit, post realisation of the vulgar deed will often shout "....oh shit...i did a Charlesworth" and then crouds persist to laugh and point.

Charlesworth 

Yes Charlesworth
Charlesworth by shrek of yes April 12, 2022

Charlesworth Nuts 

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina
Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"
Charlesworth Nuts by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019

7ac Charlesworth 

7ac Charlesworth by :( :( ): ): June 19, 2010

The Charlesworth Manoeuvre 

The act of interrupting someone whilst they are working or engaged in a task, and taking over with invitation or request.
Joe: Hey Steve I thought you were painting that fence?
Steve: I was, but Dave just grabbed my brush and took over.
Joe: Ahh, the Charlesworth Manoeuvre.

Full Charlesworth

The act of flying into a blind uncontrolled rage for no apparent, or seemingly innocuous reason.
Phil: Why is George screaming at everyone?
Joe: Someone moved his coffee and he went Full Charlesworth.
Phil: Fuckin loud ain't he!
Full Charlesworth by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015
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