chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

crapper chatter

The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk

Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!

by nado121 November 9, 2010

crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009