An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)
by Willie Block May 23, 2009
Get the chapping my ass mug.1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)
2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)
2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)
Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it
1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*
“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*
2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”
1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*
“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*
2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”
by felich December 29, 2017
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