changfai 

Changfai is a name derived from China. Changfai means a dumb, usually blind person who strives for absolute zero and down in the dumps. All Changfai's live in pineapples under the sea with a side of chicken tikka masala.

"hello my name is changfai and my best friend is German, a one of a kind Spanish breed of rock."

changfai by rawsarous June 20, 2022

Changhai 

The art of ripping off or to con someone in a transaction for good(s) / product(s). Often used to describe products or goods originating from the far east;( i.e China.) The goods either arrive not as described and often in poor or inferior condition advertised and the buyer is left with little choice of action in these situation.

This also can be used to describe a situation where one if mislead in a virtual sense by intentionally being misinformed and lied too.
Originating as a slang from the North East, specifically the south Boston area. It has spread to be known to describe instances when someone has been swindled out of their money and left to reap the consequence of their choice.

"Dude, those intercoolers you got are beat af, you totally got changhaied in that deal."

"Richard bought this sweet Audi s4 off eBay, but when it arrived with no engine or transmission he knew he got changhaied and is sol."

"When Martin was given a phone number from the cute girl at the club, he never would if thought she changhai him with a false number."

Changhai by ricky_sanchez August 8, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012