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a legend in his own right, the term "chando" refers to anyone who can out-drink anybody around them and yet still manange to pull a knife on an unsuspecting victim and demand a ride home. be careful if you come into contact with any person who goes by this pseudonymn.
Drunk ass Chando pulled a fucking knife on me and demanded a ride home, that crazy fat bastard.
Chando by kaufman October 18, 2007
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Ah. So. It's similar to and Irish good bye bahahahaha
Someone that leaves without saying a proper goodbye.

"And on that note" he took a chando exit
Chando by ~bunnybee~ March 25, 2020
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He is slightly autistic but can't admit it, he always is irritated easily and can be frustrated often. However, he can be funny at times and is also very good-looking. He has a girlfriend.
chando needs to get drunk and pierce his ears
Chando by mangoonthespectrum May 1, 2023

chadontey 

It came from an unknown universe , sent to planet earth with advanced power & technology. Chadontey is & cannot be destroyed , copied , forgotten or defeated.
My girlfriend loves “Chadontey”
chadontey by 336959185 October 18, 2020

Chandana 

(Noun)A girl that is kind to everyone but will not let people push her around, she is beautiful, her beauty can make men fall for her and women jelous or want to be her, she is very smart, she is sometimes misunderstood because she does not like to show people how she feels, she has great advice, she has a great smile, and when she lights up a room with her jokes and her laugh
Wow she is chandana
Chandana by well i don't know October 29, 2020

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

chandaman 

The most dipshit person you could ever know. No Chargeback Niggas.

G E T F U C K E D.
ChanDaMan, you about to get fucked by your daddy...
chandaman by AntPlayz July 3, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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