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Bunch of chancers 

A group of people unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.
If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating.

Can also be used in an affectionate manner
I had to email that bunch of chancers 19 times over the last 6 months and the problem is still not fixed. Seriously, why do they have to make it so hard. What a bunch of cunts.
Bunch of chancers by nodnodwinkwink December 13, 2023

to take chances 

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.
Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!
to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Chances Videos 

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.
"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup
Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

cancerstick 

Synonym for cigarette. So name because they cause cancer.
I just smoked my last cancerstick.
cancerstick by Andy Kay April 6, 2003

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.
Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.