champion shit 

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.

Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone

champion shit by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Pride Fighting Championships by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Championshitfaced

A new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced. Championshit + Shitfaced; Championshitfaced

stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah

Championshitfaced by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010

Championship Win Win 

The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.

An expression of ultimate jubilance.

Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?

Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!

Championship Win Win by dijonmustardtheracist August 16, 2009

Sarcasm World Championships 

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

Sarcasm World Championships by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

World Championship of Boringness by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

Cyclo Maniacs Championship by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021