chakiryass 

When your fat and smell like white dog shit.

Dude, check out that chakiryass!

chakiryass by funnyguy1000 May 5, 2011

chairass 

Having one's ass stuck to a chair
or in bumble foots song chairass

Jerry has such a chairass!

have you heard the solo in bumble foot's song chair ass?

chairass by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

Chairass 

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

Chairass by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

Chairass 

When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!

Chairass by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009