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chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
That librarian is a chair lump.
by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010
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Chairlympics

The Chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs.

Games range from simple races on rolling chairs, hurdle courses, and chair diskus.

Generally frowned upon by the management or administration.
I won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs.
by Subsonik July 13, 2006
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chairlamp2

A really cool guy, just a fucking swagger! Love that guy
“Yo, did you see chairlamp2 the other day?”
“Ha yeah man, he was so hot and cool he’s making me question my own sexuality
by chairlamp2 July 15, 2021
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