cfreakingt 

While your partner is in her menstral period. proced to have anal sex. when you are about to ejaculate rip the tampon from her vagina, put it in your mouth and french kiss her.

Dude 1: I gave Sarah a cfreakingt last night, bro!

Dude 2: LOL! You bloody CU-FREAKINGT-NT her.

Dude 1: It was a bloody mess, dude!

cfreakingt by TehRobertF August 1, 2013

Creaking 

Something old and falling apart

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days

Creaking by notquitepatrick May 30, 2018

creaking 

laughing so hard that your crying

YOOO Gary is straight creaking

creaking by monkey2cody April 10, 2019

Creaking 

Another word for masturbation.

"Mum, where is Oliver?"

"Oh! He's in his room, creaking."

Creaking by ethmic12 December 22, 2017

creaking 

The sound of the floor boards when walked on.

The floors where creaking as he walked through the house.

creaking by KillN4ALivN November 6, 2013

ass creaking 

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.

Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!

ass creaking by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020