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cerealogist

A cerealogist is the name for a person who studies crop circles. The names derives from the Greek goddess Ceres, goddes of corn.
A team of cerealogists visited the field to assess whether the crop circle could have been man-made.
by New Swirled Order September 23, 2013
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cerealist

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.
Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.
by tylersmyler September 12, 2010
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cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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