cerealist 

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.

Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.

cerealist by tylersmyler September 12, 2010

Creality 

1. Noun. The concept that one's reality is or can be created or shaped by oneself, through purposeful, active involvement in doing so.

2. Noun. The created reality of a delusional person.

1. Randy was tired of never being good enough, so he employed the philosophy of creality, and made himself into the person he wanted to be.

The reality was, Laura was unsuccessful at her job. Through much self-discipline and motivation, one year later, the creality was that she become CEO.

2. Cindy didn't want to deal with her grief over a friend's death, so she lost touch with reality and sunk deeper into a creality, insisting to concerned friends that she was fine.

Creality by madrigal June 20, 2008

Cerealsexual 

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

Cerealsexual by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

name 30 cereals 

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.

man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

name 30 cereals by bananasareforrape April 1, 2011

5 cereals 

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)

Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"

5 cereals by the hussler May 12, 2016

Cerealsexual 

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

Cerealsexual by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

Cerealize 

The act of partaking in the consumption of cereal, with milk, after dinner's main course.

True cerealizing involves getting more than one bowl.
-One of the main and only reasons for going to Brower Commons.

Erik: Are you guys cerealizing?
Jack & Yuhan: Hell yeah
Erik: Aight, I'm not getting milk with it.
Jack & Yuhan: What are you, stupid?

(Jack & Yuhan walk to the cereal bar nodding their head in disapproval.)

Yuhan: Yo dude what are you doing later?
Jack: Probably finishing up on some work and then hitting up Brower to cerealize. You?
Yuhan: Cerealizing sounds good. I'll hit you up.

Cerealize by cerealking November 6, 2009